lokilaufeysonlover
ramblings of a psychopath
  • fuckonthis:

    this is so important.

    you fucking asshole.

    (Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via insomniacannotsleep)

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  • "If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
    ― Steven Wright (via psych-quotes)

    (via insomniacannotsleep)

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  • bbcatemysoul:

    like the reason i can’t imagine sherlock using any form of endearments for john isn’t because i don’t think he’s romantic that way but because i think he’s so romantic that he thinks john’s name is already the strongest term of endearment on the planet

    (via bennyslegs)

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  • fried-chickn:

    emationfangirl:

    summertimelovegirl:

    nefertsukia:

    sup-im-dean:

    itsbetterthananal:

    im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

    image

    OH MY GOD THIS TOOK ME FOREVER TO GET

    i scrolled down a couple of times aND THEN IT HIT ME

    I dont get it…

    I stared at it for about a minute then OOHHHHHH

    I hate posts like this because I never get themf

    (via msaether)

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  • rutobuka2:

    augh I’m going to move away from my parent’s house to live with a friend, I’m venting my future feeling of missing my cat here in the shape of cat!lock (where cats always go inside the suitcases we leave open, maybe they don’t want to be left behind -SOB-)

    and also letting everyone know I’m not going to be able to post much until I’m settled in

    (via youcancallmesiradler)

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  • thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

    “Top 10 strangest phenomena of the mind”

    (Source: chickenshit, via our-own-hands-against-our-hearts)

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    • Random Person: oh so you watch Sherlock?
    • Me: No you don't understand
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  • pineappledean:

    I’VE WAITED FOUR YEARS AND TEN MONTHS TO POST THIS (aired October 1, 2009)

    (Source: demonprotection, via winchestersaved)

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  • pati79:

alicelong42:

Whenever I’m sad I think of Tom Hiddleston giggling and I’m happy again

Why. Why would he do the finger biting thing, WHY?!
  • pati79:

    alicelong42:

    Whenever I’m sad I think of Tom Hiddleston giggling and I’m happy again

    Why. Why would he do the finger biting thing, WHY?!

    (via the-asgardian-in-221b)

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  • alittlebitofdisneymagic:

    forgettingfilm:

    saoritsukiyaori:

    hatcadet:

    juodaanviinaa:

    fuzzypigs:

    claybabay:

    NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

    NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

    NEED JOB FOR MONEY

    WAHT

    WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

    NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

    NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

    NEED CAR FOR JOB

    NEED JOB FOR CAR

    GOTTA EAT TO LIVE
    GOTTA STEAL TO EAT
    TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE TIME

    ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE SLOWPOKES

    ONE SKIP AHEAD OF MY DOOM

    NEXT TIME GOTTA USE A NOM DE PLUME

    image

    It got better

    (via slytherintomytardisonbakerstreet)

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  • Emperor’s New College

    inkingideas:

    myherocomplex:

    tokyodoll13:

    English Majors:

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    Architecture Majors:

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    Music Majors:

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    Engineering Majors:

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    Mathematics Majors:

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    Theater Majors:

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    Latin American Studies Majors:

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    Linguistics Majors:

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    History Majors:

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    Religious Studies Majors:

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    Law Students:

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    Chemistry Majors:

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    Women & Gender Studies Majors:

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    Anthropology Majors:

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    Sociology Majors:

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    Philosophy Majors:

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    Geology Majors:

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    Economics Majors:

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    Classics Majors:

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    Government Majors:

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    reblogging because accurate.

    omg. it’s perfect. 

    (via insomniacannotsleep)

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  • itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Avengers photoset #17

    (via insomniacannotsleep)

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  • nowyoukno:

catzrpeople2:

pan-pirate:

d-i-y-orgasms:

the-youngest-gandor-brother:

blackcr0wking:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

i love crows so much

crows are amazing

My favorite legend is that crows are the souls of the dead

crows are the coolest shit

crow for prez

Though we aren’t the biggest source of crow facts online you can find more crow facts here on nowyoukno
  • nowyoukno:

    catzrpeople2:

    pan-pirate:

    d-i-y-orgasms:

    the-youngest-gandor-brother:

    blackcr0wking:

    fangirling-so-hard-rn:

    nowyoukno:

    Now You Know (Source)

    Crows are scary
    They

    • use tools
    • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
    • Have huge brains for birds
    • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
    • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
    • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
    • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
    • they can remember faces
    • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
    • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

    Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
    (q

    i love crows so much

    crows are amazing

    My favorite legend is that crows are the souls of the dead

    crows are the coolest shit

    crow for prez

    Though we aren’t the biggest source of crow facts online you can find more crow facts here on nowyoukno

    (via insomniacannotsleep)

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