lokilaufeysonlover
ramblings of a psychopath
  • bag-gins:

    we all know thats a load of shit gandalf

    (Source: birdlaw, via l0nelyz0mbier1zes)

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  • warpedchyld:

    the-best-part-of-waking-up:

    Hannibal calls will ‘boy’ in red dragon
    This is canon
    These are things that happened

    Goddammit. Just…fuck.

    (via wills-crib)

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  • thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.
  • thedandyunderworld:

    Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

    (via sabinemoran)

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  • imnothavinit:

    iwriteaboutfeminism:

    Monday night. Part 6.

    [part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5]

    This answers the question about the fire: started by the cops.

    (via msaether)

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  • nuanced-subversion:

    is this beautiful solidarity too much for you, anon?

    (also, i feel bad for you.)

    (via wills-crib)

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  • wrrench:

    Why is it that water taste like nothing but not all water tastes the same

    *coughs* Science side of tumblr- hi.

    Water tastes different in different places because water in it’s purest form (only H2O) is not a stable liquid- it draws from it’s surrounding. Pure water in a copper pipe? Your water will draw particles from the pipe and taste more coppery. Since land everywhere has different compositions, the water will taste different based simply on where it’s coming from, since it will have different amounts of various particulates.

    The only way all water would taste the same would be if all water was pure. This is possible, but this is unsafe for consumption in more than incremental amount because the pure water will draw nutrients and electrolytes from your body and make you sick, and possibly die if it continues for long periods of time.

    Bottled water from one company will typically taste the same no matter where you buy it, though, because the water comes from one place and is then bottled and sent out. So Evian will taste the same everywhere, but might taste different from Dasani.

    Basically, pure water acts like a sponge of it’s surroundings.

    If you’re still curious, there’s a show called Going Deep with David Rees, and he did an episode where he was trying to make the perfect ice cube and did research on this subject. Short show, very informational and rather funny.

    (via just-me-and-your-impala)

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  • turntechstridercest:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

doctorrivaille:

rapunzelie:

sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
also fuck you.

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 
  • turntechstridercest:

    jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

    doctorrivaille:

    rapunzelie:

    sb5ive:

    rapunzelie:

    new undies: cute
    stretchmarks: also cute

    No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

    hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

    all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

    1. stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
    2. cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
    3. laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
    4. also fuck you.

    I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

    (via msaether)

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  • chillona:

fratboysegs:

my favorite tweet at the moment

BLEEEEWWWWWWWWP~
  • chillona:

    fratboysegs:

    my favorite tweet at the moment

    BLEEEEWWWWWWWWP~

    (via just-me-and-your-impala)

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  • omgitsbrilliant:

    livindavidaloki:

    redhjedi:

    The Hulk ain’t never lied.

    I can’t even express how much respect I have for Mark Ruffalo.  The dude’s on the US terrorism watchlist for fuck’s sake.

    Omg, it’s true

    (Source: pipeschapman, via just-me-and-your-impala)

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  • mistress-laufeyson:

    ramon-salamander:

    witchlingfumbles:

    GUISE

    GUISE

    IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH

    EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK

    GUISE

    TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS

    PASS IT ON

    I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME

    KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE

    I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER

    oh i thought this would be useful for when your parents walk by but ok

    (Source: nosuchthingasfiction, via l0nelyz0mbier1zes)

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  • Anonymous asked : finish this sentence: "benedict is a hot piece of "

    scottthepilgrim:

    hailhydrra:

    hailhydrra:

    image

    STOP REBLOGGING THIS

    please love yourself

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  • cactesse:

    thesoftghetto:

    Protesters upset about the smearing of Mike Brown converged at CNN headquarters.

    people complain sooo much about social media and “twitter activism” completely ignoring that without social media the only way anyone would know whats going on is through media controlled by straight, white, capitalist men

    (via orcabelly)

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  • contra-indication:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

"Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word "bottom" in their surname."
This man is my hero.
He’s like a Monty Python character.
  • contra-indication:

    ultrafacts:

    Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

    "Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word "bottom" in their surname."

    This man is my hero.

    He’s like a Monty Python character.

    (via l0nelyz0mbier1zes)

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